It was only a matter of time before two icons of Australian culture came back together: The Grade Cricketer and Budgy Smuggler. One represents the fine art of having a net session that descends into existential despair, while the other epitomises the Aussie way of life—sun, surf, and a hatred for Curtains of Shame and everyone who wears them.

This is more than just a meeting of minds; it’s a celebration of grade cricket’s true essence: blokes trying their best, failing spectacularly, and drowning their sorrows in a post-game schooner. And now, you can wear that spirit—literally.

Expect smuggling kit that makes you feel like you've just tonned up and designs that pay homage to the sacred traditions of club cricket, like wearing whites that haven’t seen detergent since the Howard era. Whether you're a trundler who claims to bowl "heavy balls" or a bloke who’s dropped down to fifth grade for "leadership reasons," this range is for you.

So, kit up, strut down to fine leg, and let the your mates know you’re only one decent innings away from getting a call up to the Sheffield Shield.